29 June 2004 ... Fah on Them

First, I get summoned. For jury service.

cheri says: Waaahhhh! I don' wanna gooooo!

Next, I get ticketed. For speeding.

cheri says: I'm a very safe driver.
nice police man says: You were going 61 in a 45.

And then, I get hotlinked. Again.

cheri says: You stupid, farking people!

I'm sure that many, many other exciting things can happen to me.

cheri says: Bring it on!