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Choose a category at left or scroll down to read about the movies I have seen. Only my favorites get listed here, with my favorite quotes from each.

New Additions in Aug 2000:




Science Fiction

The Abyss, VHS
The Abyss, DVD
Great underwater scifi. The computer animated aliens are stunning.
Basic Plot: Investigating a sunken nuclear submarine, a group encounters an underwater UFO, which the navy commander thinks is a russian weapon which he vows to nuke.
Starring: Ed Harris, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio and Michael Biehn
The Abyss
We all see what we want to see. Coffey looks and he sees Russians. He sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that.

Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy. Everything is.

A non-terrestrial intelligence? NTIs. Oh man, that's better than UFOs. Oh, but that works too, huh? "Underwater Flying Objects".



The Fifth Element, VHS
The Fifth Element, DVD
The Fifth Element, VHS widescreen

Great SciFi! Love the opera scene.
Basic Plot: Korben Dallas and LeeLoo, the perfect human, work together to save the world.
Starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, Gary Oldman

The Fifth Element Soundtrack
Fifth Element
Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.

Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Yeah, we call it human nature.



Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace, VHS
Widescreen Edition Boxed Set

This is one of those movies that you have to own in order to have a complete video collection. Parts of this movie are slightly annoying but the special effects are incredible, I recommend the widescreen edition.
Star Wars Ep 1
Do you hear that?
That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.

I have a bad feeling about this.

I beg your pardon. What do you mean I'm naked?



Waterworld, DVD
Waterworld, VHS


Sci Fi and the ocean, a combo I have to love!
Basic Plot: The Mariner helps Helen and Enola in their search for dry land.
Starring Kevin Costner, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Dennis Hopper

Waterworld Soundtrack
Waterworld
Don't just stand there, kill something!



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Other

Beyond the Mind's Eye, DVD

Original music set to incredible computer graphics. Great to watch and to have running in the background. This is what I watch when I need to relax.
Beyond the Minds Eye



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Classic SciFi

Blade Runner, Director's Cut, VHS
Blade Runner, Director's Cut, DVD

Classic SciFi! Love the Unicorn scene.
Basic Plot: Deckard learns what it takes to be human while hunting down replicants.
Starring: Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, Daryl Hannah

Blade Runner Soundtrack
Based on the book, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
Blade Runner
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?



Ice Pirates, VHS

This movie amuses me! I think I need to get me one of those white haired slave guys! :) :)
Basic Plot: Pirates team up with a princess in search of water and the seventh world. (Oh, yeah, there's unicorns in this one too!)
Starring Robert Urich and a bunch of people you've never heard of
Ice Pirates
Ahh. Congratulations, Ladies. You're now bona fide pirates.

Didn't they teach you nothin'?
Just the basics, like how to stomp on little people like you.

It's always the same in the slave section. The closer we get to Mythra, the more everyone gets to thinking about being redesigned.
Redesigned?
Yeah. Castrated. Lobotomized. It's a new process. They say it doesn't hurt.
They do that to everybody in this section?
Eh, everyone except for the monk. They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.
Just in case what?
Just in case there really is a god!



The Road Warrior, VHS
The Road Warrior, DVD

Sci-Fi classic.
Basic Plot: Mad Max is still fighting the bad guys in a post-apocalyptic world, where gasoline means life.
Starring Mel Gibson
Mad Max II: The Road Warrior
I'm just here for the gasoline.



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Humor

Drop Dead Fred, VHS

This movie makes me laugh!
Basic Plot: A woman's imaginary friend re-appears after she loses her car, her job, her husband all in one day.
Starring Rik Mayall, Phoebe Cates, Carrie Fisher
Drop Dead Fred
The only thing that can save us now is a MUD PIE!!!

The Evil One reigns supreme!!



Heathers, VHS
Heathers, DVD

Basic Plot: Dark comedy, Veronica and JD team up against the Heathers.
Starring Winona Ryder, Christian Slater
Heathers
How very.

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

I like it. It's got that it's-a-cruel-world-let's-throw-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.



Monty Python and the Holy Grail, DVD
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, VHS

Just hilarious!
Basic Plot: King Author and the Knights of the Round Table go on a quest for the Holy Grail
Starring: Graham Chapman, John Cleese, and the Monty Python crew.
Monty Python Holy Grail
Run away!

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Death awaits you all, with nasty big poiny teeth!

I'm not dead yet!

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"

But you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."



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Fantasy

The Dark Crystal, VHS
The Dark Crystal, DVD
A beautiful story of good and evil
Basic Plot: Orphan Gelflings battle evil Skeksis to return good to the land by healing the Dark Crystal
Starring: Jim Henson, Frank Oz
The Dark Crystal
Wings? I don't have wings!
Of course not. You're a boy.



Dragonheart, VHS
Dragonheart, VHS Widescreen
Dragonheart, DVD
This movie makes me cry every time. I'm such a girl. :)
Basic Plot: An evil king takes over and a knight and a dragon try to set things right.
Starring: Dennis Quaid, Sean Connery
Dragonheart
Yes knight, I do long for death, but... fear it.
Why? Aside from your misery, what's to lose?
My soul.



Ever After, VHS
Ever After, DVD
Funny and thoughtful, I love to watch this movie over and over.
Basic Plot: A different version of the cinderella story.
Starring: Drew Barrymore, Anjelica Huston, Dougray Scott

Ever After Soundtrack
Ever After
You look like a girl!
That's what I am, half-wit!

You told me it was a matter of life or death.
*DaVinci unrolls the Mona Lisa* A woman always is.



LadyHawke, DVD
LadyHawke, VHS

The best movie of all time, in my humble opinion!!
Basic Plot: Lovers, cursed by an evil bishop, are separated by day and night.
Starring Matthew Broderick, Michelle Pfeiffer, Rutger Hauer

LadyHawke Soundtrack
LadyHawke
Are you flesh, or are you spirit?
I am sorrow.



Legend, VHS

Incredible fantasy movie, one of my favorites!
Basic Plot: Jack and Lili try to set things right after Darkness's goblins kill a unicorn and capture the other.
Starring Tom Cruise, Mia Sara, Tim Curry

Legend Soundtrack
Legend, VHS
The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity.

Are you so eager to see blood flow?



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