I have some very sad news to impart to you. Last night, the new computer, Fiasco, died. As you may know, Fiasco had difficulties since his birth, at 3:30pm on Wednesday the 21st of June. Fiasco's problems just kept getting worse and worse. Yesterday evening, he passed away quietly in his sleep. Fiasco had such a short life, but he will be remembered. Memorial services will be held this evening. Fiasco will be buried as soon as his loving caretaker receives an RMA number.